Old+Stories

Here are my old weekly stories. Enjoy these old favourites.

= Pimp my Battleship. =

One day Meta Knight was bored so he decided to enter a pimp my battleship contest. First he had to become a pimp, that was easy, all he had to do was change his outfit. Once he was a pimp he entered the competition. HE was given a week to totally pimp his battleship. The show was being broadcasted to all of DreamLand so the presure was on to win.

First he blinged up the Halberd with some of the stolen stuff he had stolen from King DeDeDe. Then he made the cannon a bling gun. He also instaled a super sub-woofer. He also put a pimp hat on the Halberd. After that he made all his crew become pimps too.

On the day of the judging Meta Knight was really nervous the other competitors were really pimped out and he thought their battleships were WAY more pimped out than his. Bowser had brought his battleship, he had made the whole ship gold!!! The crew from Star trek had also come along. Even Kirby brought his warp star.

Now it was time for judging, the judges liked Bowsers gold ship, but they didn't love it. The Star Trek crew thought their battleship was already pimped up, that was what got them killed. The judge's took one look at Kirbys Warp Star and told him to go get a life. And finally they judged the Halberd. They loved the bling cannon, and couldn't get enough of the fully sick sub-woofer. In the end it was between Bowsers and Meta Knights Battleships.

"And the winner is................ Meta Knights Halberd!!!!!!!!!" "Well done Meta Knight how do ya feel?" "Uhhhhhh....... Pimped?" said Meta Knight. "That's great!!!!!!!!" said a random pimp, now remember your'e prize is a yearly subscription to 'Pimped Out Magazine'." "woo." said Meta Knight. "And the loser gets the Battle Star Galactica crew." "NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" screamed Bowser.

Far away in King DeDeDe was watching the pimped channel and he saw Meta Knight holding the 'most pimped out guy' award. "So, he thinks he can be more pimped than me ay...." said DeDeDe. "We'll see about that."

THE END.....

To be continued.........probably never.

The Kid Who Burnt his Toast [[image:http://www.fotosearch.com/bthumb/RBL/RBL008/b12825.jpg]]
==One day Jackie was making his own breakfast and he made toast. He accidently burnt his toast and started swearing" F***, S***, F***". he screamed in frustration. As he didn't have any breakfast he had to load up on sugary energy drinks like V and Mother (no not the video game) he was agro for the reat of the day. When he got to school he pooped his pants and needed to steal some pants from LOST PROPERTY.**== ==After that he decided to take his anger out on 2 cool kids in his class. He punched and kicked them and called them nerds but they used their witty sarcasm to make him feel stupid. When the cool kids ware using sarcasm an uncool kid came up to him and said" you guys use sarcasm too much your'e nerds"! And with that the uncool iPod wershiper stormed off in a girly tantrum screaming" BUILD A BRIDGE, BUILD A BRIDGE!!!" over and over.== ==Once the uncool iPod wershipper left the 2 cool kids continued being cool. When they had sport and Jackson was walking in the door trying to be cool he pushed the door numerously before he relised it was a pull door. The 2 cool kids cracked up laughing and then used somemore witty sarcasm. The next day the uncool iPod wershiper told the 2 cool kids how to play basketball the "cool" way.==