Comback+Central

Hi Everyone and welcome to the Combacks page of my wiki. Her you will find many comebacks for when your'e being bullied or just having a good ol' comback competition. I'll update the combacks as often as I can so you'll get the latest scoop. Enjoy~

Your'e so Ugly comebacks.

- Your'e soooo ugly that when your'e pet dog looked at you it had to go to the vet for blindness. - Your'e soooo ugly that when you use your'e webcam it automaticaly turns itself off. - Wanna see a picture of the ugliest man in the world? All you need is a mirror. - Don't you need a license to be that ugly?

Your'e so Stupid comebacks.

- your'e so stupid you climbed over a glass wall to see what was on the other side. - I don't know what makes you so stupid, but it really works! - If ignorance is bliss, you must be the happiest person alive. - So a thought crossed your mind? Must of been a long and painful journey - Have you considered suing your brains for non-support? - Your'e so stupid, you got fired from the banana factory for throwing out all the bent ones. - Your'e so stupid, you got fired from the m and m's factory for throwing out all the ones that said w.

Your'e so Fat comebacks.

- You're so fat even dora couldn't explorer ya! - Your'e so fat that when you go to the footy you have to pay for the seats you cover. - Your'e so fat that when you step on a scale it says" one person at a time". - Your's so fat that when you jump you kill stuff. - Your'e so fat that you're body made a new country. - Your'e so fat that your'e portrait pulled down the house.

Other random comebacks.

- (only works if there's a helicopter in the sky). Hey, better watch out for that helicopter. I hear their searching for a 500 kilogram monster. - I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in? - I'm busy now. Can I ignore you some other time?